All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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