Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
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For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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