I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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