You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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