We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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