Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Boobs are out for the taking
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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