So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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