we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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