definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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