i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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