Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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