I think my vagina is haunted
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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