I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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