youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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