Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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