And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
can u get pink eye on your cock?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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