I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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I didn't notice because vodka
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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