She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
