At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
