If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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