She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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