i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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