Sponge bath it is.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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