i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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