there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
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if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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