And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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