OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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