so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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