the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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