I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Drunk is not a location!
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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