question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
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I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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