THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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