I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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