Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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