For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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