I don't usually arrange sex via text message
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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