"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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