god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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