Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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