dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
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I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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