Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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