I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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