They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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