Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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