remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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