Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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