Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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