this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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