We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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