Old men and throwing up are my life now.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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