chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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