yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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