he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
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First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I love you.
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