Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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